I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.
I'll buy you 11 Roses; 10 real and 1 fake. And I'll love you until the last rose dies.
Future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
You all laugh because I'm different - I laugh because you're all the same.
Practice makes perfect.. But nobody's perfect.. so why practice?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
You are the light of my life. Before I met you, I walked in the dark.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
Opinions are like assholes; everybody's got one, and they're often full of shit.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.
In a cementery: PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.
On an Athi River Highway: TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
If you get this message, call me, and if you don't get it, don't call.